Yesterday the Hale kids got haircuts. It was Andrew’s first haircu
t, and it may have been a bit premature (after all, he hardly had any hair before the haircut). Susanna called him “baldy-saurus rex” all day. Susanna just got a trim. It took about an hour, but I think it turned out okay. Here they are, modeling their haircuts for you. If you look closely at the second picture of Andrew you’ll probably see at least one of his new teeth.
Susanna just told me a story that I want to record here. Maybe you’ll enjoy it as much as I did.
Once upon a time there was a lady who was fly-fishing. She couldn’t catch any fish! Then she saw Jesus, and he was not too far off. “Cast over there” Jesus said [did Susanna really say cast? Probably not] so that lady cast on the other side and there were one hundred fish! They were sitting on a stool. It was a loooong stool. One hundred fish sitting on a long and big stool. There was a wee little fish [this was said in a wee little voice], a medium-sized fish, and a big daddy fish [this was said in a big daddy voice]. They all had places to sit, sticks to play with, and a bed to sleep in. The wee little fish had a wee little chair, the medium-sized fish had a medium sized chair … [I think you know what’s coming so I’ll skip ahead to save us both some time]. Then Goldilocks came! She put on her bathing suit and swam over to the fish. Then she picked up the medium-sized fish and the wee little fish and went home. And the lady—the lady who was fishing—she caught thirty fish. It was so many fish that her ship sank down down down down. And the lady sank down down down down. And she never came up up up up.
I guess it’s the original Hans Christian Anderson ending (not the Disney version).